Work VS Prison

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORKyou must carry around a security card and unlock all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORKyou get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.

AT WORKyou have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORKyou can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.



 

arrow IF YOUR PRISON CELL IS BIG ENOUGH .... wirling meditation video clip:

stage 1 :: 45 minutes
stage 2 :: 15 minutes

JOKES: Close new window before opening the next one
   
arrow Aerobics in Jails
arrow Inside Jobs
arrow I want out!!
arrow Prison
arrow Inspiration
arrow Meditation in jails


 

OshO QUOTES: Close new window before opening the next one
   
arrow I know many prisoners
arrow Intelligence can be rediscovered
arrow Society cannot tolerate somebody who is rebellious.
arrow When I was in jail
arrow This whole educational system exists to destroy intelligence
arrow There are only two types of prisoners:
arrow I used to go to the prisons to visit prisoners
arrow You will find everybody a prisoner of something or other
arrow I have know the sinners and I have known their humbleness
arrow They tried in the American jails to upset me
arrow They arrested me without any warrant


Question:
OshO :: ENTIRE DISCOURSE Comunism & Zen Fire, Zen Wind Chapter 1 - Question 2
 
arrow AS A RELIGIOUS LEADER, YOU ARE ABOVE HUMAN HURTS, BUT DO YOU CRITICIZE AMERICA AND CHRISTIANITY SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU FEEL HURT?



LIBERI DENTRO
TRANSALTED AS: FREE INSIDE


AN EXPERIMENT TO BRING THE EXPERIENCE OF MEDITATION TO THE " ALIVE BEINGS "
WHO OUR SLEEPY/DEATH & REVENGEFUL SOCIETY CAN'T ACCEPT:

THE PRISONERS


ENTER - Meditation in Jail

LIBERI DENTRO

AN OSHO NEO SANNYAS PROJECT TO BRING MEDITATION IN JAILS
FIRST EXPERIMENT SINCE 1998 IN SICILY - ITALY
PROMOTERS: SAMMASATI MEDITATION CENTER
SW. PARAGYAN & SW. DEVA MUNI


Edward Quote

“On the third day of meditation, I began to feel calm. And then and there, for the first time in my life, I was really ready to deal with me. A lot of guys was afraid to deal with Big Ed. And now I was ready to take him on, right there on that meditation mat.” – Edward Johnson, Dhamma Brother

www.dhammabrothers.com
PRISONERS
ALL OVER THE WORLD:

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For a few months every morning ... to "transform" your very high sexual/vital energy ... unto a lot of bliss:

THE DYNAMIC ACTIVE MEDITATION

The more energy you have the better it is
... and you have all the time ... for free!


View the Video Explanation of the Dynamic meditation
HERE



More explanations of this powerful technique at:
meditation research.com


WIRLING MEDITATION


Doing Time, Doing Vipassana Full in Jail 55 min.







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